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Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Make sure you read the fine print.

#1 - On 07/25/2012 at 1:00pm by OhDearBetrayal

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That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

#3 - On 07/25/2012 at 1:01pm by ApologyKick

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