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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35638) - you deserved it (2699)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!

#1 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:24am by mariazzz

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Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.

#2 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:24am by doodlecloud

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