Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Best excuse
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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mariazzz 5
Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!
doodlecloud 27
Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.
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Crazberry 5
Well don't sit on here thinking about it, you doink, go get her!
bmwilliams 7
Well, here's my outlook... She was looking for reassurance. She wanted you to tell her you weren't going anywhere, and you'd always be there for her no matter what. But, here's the thing... You shouldn't have to reassure her. Something must have happened for her to start questioning the relationship. If one person in any relationship has doubts, it will NOT work out between the two. Sorry to say, but it's the truth.
krysxkatastrophe 14
As a woman (and going for a major in clinical psychology), I feel this is the only way I can explain this behavior: woman logic.
groupleader 7
She's a psycho bitch, let her go.
MDTeddy 13
Did you tell her that? You should tell her that you were thinking of proposing at some point.
perdix 31
This shows you why you need to EXPRESS your feelings and not just think about them to yourself. With your next girlfriend, you should let her know how you feel several times a day. PS: When you feel you need to take a dump, keep that one to yourself and just take care of business quietly.
rubberduckie94 13
For a second I thought their was an imposter that got into your account it was such a serious comment. But then right there at the end I knew it was good old goofy you. : ).
eccentrix 12
She was lying to break up with you.
ceedub24 0
Give the ring to a cuter girl to make her jealous! ;)
purplemonsta444 0
That's a bit dramatic, but you should go and propose. At least she won't expect it.
Albarufus 13
Well, get her back then!