Love, Awkward and Break-ups: Best excuse

Best excuse

By Magellanic L - 06/05/2025 21:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 565

You deserved it 85

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By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 977

You deserved it 147

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 981

You deserved it 2 887

Better before than after

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 049

You deserved it 2 408

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 141

You deserved it 127

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 471

You deserved it 3 396

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 145

Yikes

By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 113

You deserved it 3 264

Sometimes, they just do

By Anonymous - 16/03/2025 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML

I agree, your life sucks 298

You deserved it 554

We were on a break

By Depressed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 516

You deserved it 3 685

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 468

You deserved it 6 400

roryab 8

Wednesday 7 May 2025 7:07

dodged a bullet buddy

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 7 May 2025 18:10

She already had plans to break up with you.

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roryab 8

Wednesday 7 May 2025 7:07

dodged a bullet buddy

d j mom 9

Wednesday 7 May 2025 12:30

wow I haven't heard that one before. but nowadays it doesn't surprise me.

FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 7 May 2025 16:45

Dafuq kind of logic is that? I agree with the others, that bullet just dodged you. Be grateful for it.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 7 May 2025 18:10

She already had plans to break up with you.

core01 30

Thursday 8 May 2025 4:21

Another? Does she specialize in rich dudes? Tell her to bring one back for you if you're jealous

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You deserved it 240

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You deserved it 198

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