Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Best excuse
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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mariazzz 5
Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!
doodlecloud 27
Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.
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Comments (151)
millie1267 4
That's why you need to be honest with her so she doesn't feel insecure.
millie1267 4
Not necessarily...
ladyLALAA 29
I'll marry you, OP.
VoteForTaco 8
And then it turns out OP is your long lost brother when you've already had sex/other/...
ss_20_xx 14
Lol reminds me of that woman who's having a baby with her long lost father/ present love of her life.
br0ccoli 15
Has no one seen Pretty Woman? Go get her with a dozen of her favorite flowers in hand. Everyone loves flowers. Go the extra mile and bring chocolate too! Who doesn't like chocolate???
soldiat_fml 17
And waffles!!!
FMLsOhilarious 6
You need to go after her! If you don't, then I don't feel bad for you. Don't let her be the one that got away.
Shadow_Phantom 26
FYL for losing somebody you cared deeply about, but in my opinion, you dodged a bullet. She seems a bit... paranoid.
Devin91 20
You'll find a way with being with her! Go be happy and get her and show her how much you care for her!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Had anything happened that would cause her to feel so insecure? If you love her and believe she's worth it, tell her. Make it your business to show her. Ask her what she needs from you to believe in the relationship. If you're on the wall about proposing, I wouldn't suggest doing it just to get her back. Work on things for a few months and see if it feels right for both of you.
reddudeover 2
1% battery life left! Should I text my mom I love her? NO I've got to read and comment more FMLs!
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
uhhhh, what?
False_Stupidity 42
While I admire your dedication to FML, you could have thought of something better to post before your battery dies.
sidviciousmum 3
Lol funny ****
reddudeover 2
30/32 You guys are absolutely right I'm better than this, I apologize 64 WTF?
rubberduckie94 13
Sounds like you are insecure to if you really wanted to be with her and did not prove her wrong by going through with the proposal.
heyitslex 1
GO AFTER HER RIGHT NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!