Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner for the first time. As a joke, my dad answered the door wearing the white church robes that he wears when he is lay-reading during a church service, and said, "Welcome, child of God." FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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iamray 2
you let him bash on your bf for that long without saying any thing?
Buttsexpirate 9
Now that's just ****** up. Arghh sorry OP.
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Comments (27)
Buttsexpirate 9
Now that's just ****** up. Arghh sorry OP.
AyeTee77 18
Were you guys eating pizza?...
M0rt 0
Anne frankly I dont see what the big deal is
ALpein 0
Tell him you won't stand for it any fuhrer.
Chad_the_Brony 0
That must of made him un-Kampfortable
mattmadden 0
Au-schewit that sucks
LawSixx 11
I feel sorry for your boyfriend.
TheMaster15 10
Tell your dad he's next. ;)
mattmadden 0
Is Mr. Bean going to get him?
iamray 2
you let him bash on your bf for that long without saying any thing?
heyred 11
Your father is an insensitive tool. Who jokes about such a human tragedy?!
alstbv12 13
Seriously. I do nazi what's so funny!
bettyc4 26
Chuck Norris...Win.
loller27 6
what's funny about the holocaust?!
bettyc4 26
It's been past 22years. Just check south park XD
jkmoss 0
Jew jokes are funny.
bettyc4 26
I know what the give-away was...it was his nose wasn't it?
bettyc4 26
MY FIRST MOD!!!!!!!!!!!
bettyc4 26
Why?!?!?!?!?
Scrts 3
Yeah, it's your problem that you've chosen such bf :)))
slick5880 22
That comment alone is enough to reserve you a hot seat in hell.
bettyc4 26
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