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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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iamray 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:13

you let him bash on your bf for that long without saying any thing?

Buttsexpirate 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:10

Now that's just ****** up. Arghh sorry OP.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:10

Now that's just ****** up. Arghh sorry OP.

AyeTee77 18

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:15

Were you guys eating pizza?...

M0rt 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:41

Anne frankly I dont see what the big deal is

ALpein 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:50

Tell him you won't stand for it any fuhrer.

Chad_the_Brony 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:21

That must of made him un-Kampfortable

mattmadden 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:45

Au-schewit that sucks

LawSixx 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:10

I feel sorry for your boyfriend.

TheMaster15 10

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:13

Tell your dad he's next. ;)

mattmadden 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:47

Is Mr. Bean going to get him?

iamray 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:13

you let him bash on your bf for that long without saying any thing?

heyred 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:13

Your father is an insensitive tool. Who jokes about such a human tragedy?!

alstbv12 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:16

Seriously. I do nazi what's so funny!

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:38

Chuck Norris...Win.

loller27 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:14

what's funny about the holocaust?!

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:23

It's been past 22years. Just check south park XD

jkmoss 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:17

Jew jokes are funny.

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:20

I know what the give-away was...it was his nose wasn't it?

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:25

MY FIRST MOD!!!!!!!!!!!

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:29

Why?!?!?!?!?

Scrts 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:20

Yeah, it's your problem that you've chosen such bf :)))

slick5880 22

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:54

That comment alone is enough to reserve you a hot seat in hell.

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:21

Love it!¡!¡!!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

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