Dad jokes, part #23555

By Lizzie - 06/09/2019 12:02 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner for the first time. As a joke, my dad answered the door wearing the white church robes that he wears when he is lay-reading during a church service, and said, "Welcome, child of God." FML
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Your dad sounds awesome. I'm sure you prefer him joking around with your new boyfriend to threatening him to not touch his baby girl and throwing him out.

That's hilarious. Pray for that stick to come out of your ass so you can enjoy jokes.

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Your dad sounds awesome. I'm sure you prefer him joking around with your new boyfriend to threatening him to not touch his baby girl and throwing him out.

Oh my God (pun intended). That's friggin hysterical!!! It sounds like something my father would do!

There really should be a button "That's not bad at all". It's so dearly needed in many FML's.

That's hilarious. Pray for that stick to come out of your ass so you can enjoy jokes.

Well, he's not wrong, is he?

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