Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
PaulB123 11
Well at least their love in forever. Don't lose hope though, Cupid still has time!
ChaosAngel17 14
Hey at least your family loves you!
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Comments (134)
PaulB123 11
Well at least their love in forever. Don't lose hope though, Cupid still has time!
Bball_boy15 3
So FYL for your parents liking you?
chillyCholo 5
Yea, because who cares about your parents loving you
melchibr_fml 0
15- please.. Everybody cares.
PaulB123 11
15-that's pure appreciation right there! Good for you!
LolFMLnot 10
i think 15 was being sarcastic . -__-
chillyCholo 5
Sarcasm maybe? Anybody??
ICATiger 13
Me and my cat always send each other valentines cards every year.....
Zahur 0
i was like wtf? thumbs down on ur comment?
GovernorGeneral 8
Omg #37 me and my dog do that too !!!
excelexcel 5
Your parents is better then no one
poprocksss73 7
I don't even get valentines cards from my parents ):
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Parents. The ultimate trolls.
AssassinsCRB 0
They're*
ciscmowe 5
My parents slap me in the face repeatedly with valentine cards they get from their friends.
xbrit551 13
What the hell?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
What? You don't get V-Day cards from your family?
Yak99 0
Incest?
2ndSucks 15
No, kindness.
2ndSucks 15
It's a sadly overlooked notion nowadays.
2ndSucks 15
As demonstrated so perfectly right here on FML!
SephoraGypsy 15
Why don't 70 & 96 just hump & fuct off already. Too much ****.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#120 - ***** Also, "****" means same. So, what you just same is "too much same." The ****? If you're going to say that's it's too much homosexuality, then spell out the whole word. It looks stupid when you just say "****" instead of "homosexual." (Pet peeve? Yes, it is.)
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
valentines day is for romance, not family!
ChaosAngel17 14
Hey at least your family loves you!
soleen_fml 0
True:)
quite_bored 9
False.
DinosaurJr23 3
That's what she said. #No relevance needed
yahoowizard 16
Family > ex
capper44 18
Totally... :)
buhemith780 2
Hi
chinozigzag 2
Lol yup
slushybox 9
Better than it being from the dentist like other fmls :)
jtthegr8 26
I saw that one....id rather et a card from my parents than the dentist...
cheaptrix 6
I sense many valentines day related FMLs in the near future
biggestfan23 11
They were just trying to cheer you up OP. idk why people are so stuck on valentines day anyway
bamagrl410 31
I actually dislike it. I don't need one specific day that requires my boyfriend spend tons of money on a fancy dinner & a gift. If you can only tell the person you're with how much you like them once a year, you're doing it wrong.
evilscorpi 29
why cant there be a day for singles? embrace the day where you are not tied down and can do what ever the **** you want! :)
hailey690 3
Wat are U talking about everyday is awesome for singles u don't have someone whining at u where are u? Wat are u doing? Who are u with? Cause u can do wateva the f&$) u want :)
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#121 - Mother of God. Shut up or use proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling. I can actually feel my brain disintegrating just by reading your sloppy comment.
QOD 0
Damn straight!
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm sure they were trying to cheer you up, it must suck that you were dumped so close to valentines day. They're just lookin out for you OP.
uncookedyew 4
Ydi
infinitii 0
Show some appreciation, at least they went through the trouble to help you on account of a recent breakup.
HannahWho 8
I don't know if I think a card is help. While it was a nice gesture, there is no guarantee the parents even knew she had a break up. Or they might have. Either way, a card does not make the pain of a break up go away.
Buttsexpirate 9
And they called it parental love. Oooooh!
Boston_4_Life 3
Awwe... Keep your hopes up, OP