Thanks dude

By Cheese - 12/05/2021 00:02

Spicy
Today, my sausage dog ate my cat's turds and barfed them all over my bed. Try convincing the girl you just brought home to get into bed after that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 979
You deserved it 270

Same thing different taste

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rotflqtms_ 21

You really tried to convince her to get in a vomit turd bed?

Marcella1016 31

Hey no kink shaming 🤣🤣

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There's always the couch. Or the floor.

Marcella1016 31

Definitely was also my first thought. If you really want it, you get creative!

bleachedraven 14

that's disgusting and hilarious 🤣

rotflqtms_ 21

You really tried to convince her to get in a vomit turd bed?

Marcella1016 31

Hey no kink shaming 🤣🤣

rotflqtms_ 21

😹🤣😂🤮💩😂🤣😹