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the **** is wrong with your mom....
She is the Towel Whisperer. They talk to her, telling her that he rapes them. But in a serious note. FYL. Big time.
Agreed. Nothing worse than raising a half human-towel hybrid species.
This FML reminds me of 'Towely' from south park XD
People say weird things when they are drunk
Keep your clean up rags hidden at all times
Hide your cloths Hide your rags!
One of these days one of those towels is gonna get high, and wander off. He shall be the most absorbent of all towels, pestering everyone to "use" him like his creator. Once the military catches wind though, they will want it for their own. As WMD if you will. They will steal your Xbox and demand you hand over the towel, but when you do... It's a trap! They don't have your Xbox, some foreign spies have it. They will send you to their base with a decoy towel, and once you hand it over to them, they will tell you the military lied and they have your Xbox! Then you'll be forced to become a double agent. Then when no one suspects a thing you will take the super absorbent towel back to the spies and get your baby back. Have fun being a towel-baby daddy!
77 - And also your washcloth cuh dey 'lesting everbody out heah.
Oh man that sucks. Hopefully they won't judge you too harshly after that comment. Good luck op
Maybe op does molest towels and just leaves them in a dark room to grow mold. Maybe the mother who has to wash the towels is the victim here, after all bring drunk brings out the truth...
*being
Anyone else notice OP's name....?
U r my new bffl lol i love Harry Potter!!!!!!
How does one go about "molesting towels?"
Come on, nothing wrong with a little one on one time with a towel!
I always love ur comments Alan thumb up for Alan
27, you realize you can't thumb up Alan?
What the hell does she think you do to your towels, OP? What atrocities are you supposedly committing in your allegedly evil den?
Hahahhaha fyl
I really don't think your future in-laws are going to look at you any differently just because your mother got drunk and said those things. I'm assuming you have at least met them before this incident. If so, then they already know what kind of guy you are. Best of luck to you with your (hopefully) future marriage OP! :)
that's why you splooge into a sock and not a towel. it also helps to imagine the sock as a furry ******.
35-I was actually slightly amused. Furry vaginas are a thing of the past though.
64-tell that to my ex!
Wow! @Gregsgirl4ever your dumb as f**k if you think he was serious…
I thought it was your in-laws that are supposed to hate you. You're thinking outside the box!
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the **** is wrong with your mom....
How does one go about "molesting towels?"