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Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (7127)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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sunglasses. name change. mexico.

#3 - On 01/17/2012 at 10:06am by stephissilly

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I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.

#12 - On 01/17/2012 at 10:15am by RedPillSucks

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