Love: Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school...

By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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deviable 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

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MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

iBanana 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:38

Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno

Epic_Fail911 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:49

Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.

xlord 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:54

Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.

n_epic_fail 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:25

7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas

white16sox 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:15

12 don't worry worry?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:29

This joke is played out, FMLers.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:19

7 - Rule #34. Enough said.

SamBaBam98 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:57

Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister

lemon_phat 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:55

You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..

likasumboooodi 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:45

mom was already playing with them

fackincrazy 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:35

LIES !!!!

Humanspider 18

Friday 9 December 2011 8:34

Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day

sreejithgmenon 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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hamncheeseinit 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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memily63 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:55

Is that even English..?

TheDrummingResul 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:52

Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...

infinity99_fml 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:31

Was it a soft butt ?

deviable 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

teague95 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:33

Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:23

I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.

Telescope 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:34

I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.

alicianoar 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:41

That's not an fml. Are you ******* twelve?

best_username 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:43

haha goodsawt

yadisingh 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:58

Goodsawt? The **** is that?

bearnblue 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

bearnblue 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

cmayo 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:43

At least it wasn't naked twister.

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Sunday 30 October 2011 10:13

Everybody wins in naked twister. Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.

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Sunday 30 October 2011 14:31

If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.

sydnee14 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:50

I've never even heard of naked twister!!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 31 October 2011 20:32

^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.

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Sunday 30 October 2011 9:58

"She had a spider on her butt"

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haha, funny :)

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