Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I was going down nostalgia road on Instagram at 2 a.m when I accidentally liked a photo on my ex’s account from seven years ago. I panicked, unliked it, locked my phone, and threw it across the bed like it was possessed. I still haven’t unclenched because I don't know if he'll see it or not. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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Top comments
kaprookie 3
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
NoNotTheFace 8
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.
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kaprookie 3
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
gojira666 7
Wow number one....i dont beleive that at all.
EvilPotato 15
13 wow your 13 I don't believe you at all.
kaprookie 3
It wasnt creepy she thought it was sweet, so did I.
dre_bro11 12
13, why would 1 lie? What would he get out of lying? Especially considering it's just a comment, not even an FML.
Sammiches 12
.. I didn't get #18's comment, at all.
rexreta 5
Aww! Did you two end up together?
Jenglish17 0
You have to remember what it was like for him at 13. I lied but not on fml. Or on the internet
bulgeinmypants 0
18 was talking to 13---1 doesnt have his age on his profile
brittney4598 0
Mmmm, kinky.
rudysayshi 4
plus that kids got some game with her having his picture too
rudysayshi 4
plus that kids got some game with her having his picture too
rudysayshi 4
sorry for the double post it was an accident
kaprookie 3
Yes we did :)
kaprookie 3
My above comment was directed at 27 :)
italiianxloveer 0
you remind me of this guy named chris..same thing happened to him :)
watagwa 5
Wow you're ****** lucky!
howdmynosego 12
Op just explane everything. He'll understand
RedWingSD 6
Wow still kinda creepy Facebook stalkers :/
wilsontws 18
Stalker.
LadyLexi 0
It's completely normal for a girl to have a picture of their crush, asshole.
xexu13 3
haha
wilsontws 18
What if it was a guy who had a photo of his crush in his phone?
dani212 0
110- As far as I know the majority of girls would find that really cute...
KiddNYC1O 22
110- I have photo on my lock screen of a girl I loved who vanished from my life. I keep it there to remind me of her and all the good times we shared.
xoconnie 8
LMFAO 70!!!!!!! hahahahahaha
HappyCynic 0
Oh man, this happened to me before when I mentioned that I thought some guy was cute to a friend through texts. Then the guy was looking through my phone and I was like "hey gotta text a friend!" and quickly took it back
CaptNomNom 17
Happens to me quite frequently....hurts my heart everytime I do it >.
22cute 17
I love the way people claim they are "forced" into making the lame decisions they freely CHOOSE. Irresponsibility is sooo popular.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
You overreacted a little bit.
abbyelizabeth 9
This FML sounds like it was taken from an anime.
MagicallyFat 12
I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.
twofirstnames 12
Now he knows something's up..
Enigmax2514 7
2 options: risk looking like a stalker Or seem like an extremist fickle-minded psychopath... Brain generating best choice... Done. Just do it
miserypoison 13
Times like this where there are literally no legitimate excuses..
EelJumpsRope 0
Except for the real reason she has it. I'd say that's a damn good excuse.
paintingxflowers 8
I'm not understanding how this is an FML. I can understand if it was from the guy's perspective and you weighed 500 pounds...
ilovefishball 0
erm she said she tackled him? -.-
Llama_Face89 34
Out of curiosity...your username, All Time Low?
Ecklcakes 15
I really doubt you were forced to.
Senior29 8
hello, the only reason he'd wanna look at your phone would be that he likes you. That was your shot idiot :p
LoveYouBabyBoys 8
You are really handsome Man !
SteveTheJanitor 6
You can't even see his face so how do you know he is handsome? Just by his abs?? He may be really ugly, you don't know...
Senior29 8
@15 thx, ur really hot urself :) @28 get some girls 2 perve at :P
DynamicDave 11
I've got 10 bucks that says both of their pics are from Google Images.
MissMae93 23
Quit creeping, 15.
Senior29 8
ima take 44 as a compliment :)
hokeybby17 0
Very true!
ikickgingers 15
Except now his nickname is mudbutt...
hokeybby17 0
Agreed,you should message me:)
LoveYouBabyBoys 8
Cute pic !
Miss_Attitude96 24
Way to tell them how it is! Also, (this is somewhat off topic) but is that a pic of u? Cuz for being 14, ur really muscular. ;)
Senior29 8
lo its me but i'm almost 17 :p
Miss_Attitude96 24
Ohhh, ok. That makes a lot more sense. U probably think I'm either a creep or just plain stupid. Lol I'm not. ;)
Senior29 8
lol no i dont gudge that soon. you speak ur mind, i like that ;)
Miss_Attitude96 24
Oh, thank u. Lol, I am brutally honest. & play softball the violin & cello, not trying to brag or anything, lol. But that's like a brief little summery of me :)
LoveYouBabyBoys 8
I love your pic !
MrsAgony 6
This isnt really an FML if you got the phone back and he didnt see it?...
SteveTheJanitor 6
'twas the thought of him seeing which made her overreact, embarrassing herself in front of him and possibly many other people...tis a reasonable FML