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Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26516) - you deserved it (9733)

On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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shoulda had a v8

#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 5:25pm by Mr_Saddle

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Help him find a job,then when he's back on his feet and doing well, see if you feel the same.

#8 - On 09/19/2011 at 5:26pm by starquality

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