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Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29301) - you deserved it (4851)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?

#2 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:06am by FFML_314

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oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.

#10 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:08am by SomeScrewedGirl

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