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Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:09pm - kids - by Spotted (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Eh, kids will ask harmless questions about things they don't understand. There's no ill-intent.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:48pm by Seegtease

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A kid told me to my face I was ugly because I had all these red dots on my face that were "definitely NOT freckles" -- I went on Accutane shortly after that (because my acne was HORRIBLE) and it worked wonders. I'm so sorry you had to deal with cruel children too :(

#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:36pm by vmarsbars

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