Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
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Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
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Seegtease 0
Eh, kids will ask harmless questions about things they don't understand. There's no ill-intent.
vmarsbars 0
A kid told me to my face I was ugly because I had all these red dots on my face that were "definitely NOT freckles" -- I went on Accutane shortly after that (because my acne was HORRIBLE) and it worked wonders. I'm so sorry you had to deal with cruel children too :(
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Comments (37)
Heavyrocklegend 3
YDI for going to church you deluded idiot
Joui_fml 11
Stupid Christian! I'm fine with most Christianity, although I am not Christian, but there are some churches that create evil people like you.
poop124 0
story of my life :( minus the church
MerNoEngrush 0
I got called pizzaface, pepperoni and all kinda if shit at school , I took roacutane for the summer holidays when I came back noone said shit to me again, felt so good being acne free
97currie 0
he's not, look @ the upper right corner.
tatababe 1
or proactive !!! it's on sale right now
luis_r96 4
Really?
paige99100 0
My forehead looks like chicken picks don't feel bad
alliebaba7 8
Thats what proactive and all that crap is for. Don't blame the kid blame your face
meowmix39 3
Then get accutane.
reticent12 4
simple and highly effective medicine try applying tretinoin . its as effective as insulin is to diabetes . don't take it if you are planning to get pregnent in next two years stop using it a year before pregnancy . side effects consult doctor