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Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML


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On 07/17/2009 at 4:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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LOL, F the taxi driver's life for having to drive the taxi with vomit now. Even after it's cleaned the stench of vomit can last a while, especially in a poorly air conditioned taxi...

#10 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:07pm by balkangiirl

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I thought it was the opposite in Russia, "In Soviet Russia, Taxi Pukes On You."

#26 - On 07/18/2009 at 1:04am by Moper250

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