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Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML


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On 03/03/2014 at 10:55am - kids - by adopted (woman) - United States (New York)

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probably would have been better to tell her sooner....leaving it until later in life can cause major distrust!

#1 - On 03/03/2014 at 12:09pm by thereal_BA

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if she knew for 5 years she obviously didn't care much or she would have come to you sooner.

#3 - On 03/03/2014 at 12:10pm by weveallbeenthere

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