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Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Seems like she is a "fucking brat" BEFORE flights. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 4:41pm by BingleBop

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Oh hell no.

#1 - On 02/19/2013 at 4:40pm by TotallyAradical

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