Push his face up to the window and show him how high up the plane is. Tell him you can open that window.....

Say, "Spare the rod, spoil the child, I always say." Then, wink and whip out your rod. No, wait, that didn't sound right . . .

Bitchy mother who doesn't want to take care of her own spawn on a flight, kid who acts like a "******* brat" on flights. Yep, the acorn doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Although it's amusing, she seems like a bad mother.. The kid's her responsibility, it's unfair to stick you with her problem.

The apple doesn't fall for a tree. This woman needs a mother of the year award.

You need to learn that one move from the Zohan. The one he uses to put the kid to sleep. It would have been handy I bet.

It's clear from whom he got it from.

Tell the kid be gets a 6+-hour break from his mother if he behaves. Hmm... maybe that's what the kid planned all along?

I hate planes because of that

:/ that shouldn't even be allowed. Some people should never procreate.