Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

by BeatenUpPup / 05/18/2009 at 8:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

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  • At least she didn't ask her to paint a penis on your face.

    #4 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:26pm by pancakelover

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  • Wouldn't you have thought something or asked while they were painting around your eye?

    #2 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:23pm by rukusrazor

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