crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
sadie
They're all eggheads to me
Today, my daughter once again called my boyfriend by the name of an ex-boyfriend. She always does this and she claims it’s because they’re all bald. Can she not remember their very distinct faces? FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
my name is sarah
Midland, United States
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
mommy
North Andover, United States
The great replacement
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
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zingline89 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
Cashtangoteam 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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jessimica642 8
Aw :(
Cashtangoteam 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
eb0ny 15
Oh Lord. Sorry OP
scottieclark 4
That sucks. Sue for full custody.
KunoKanashimi 3
44 so...Because a toddler, who doesn't know better, made a mistake a few times, that means one has the right to take her away from her mother?
nahgemoohc 17
Poor thing!! She's so confused!!:(
downtime 13
You also don't "sue" for full custody...
UnleashedKilla1 4
Well, what happens in Canada (referring to his location), stays in Canada. Well, that is until it gets on FML.
scottieclark 4
I'm sorry but if my kid didn't know my name because they clearly didn't see me enough then I would want to change that and try to get full custody of my child. It's not alway best to leave custody with the mother!
jeob1992 8
Damn that sucks man i feel bad for ya...
thiscrazything 1
Don't take it to heart, it really means nothing, it is perfectly normal for a child of that age to mix up names. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much she will always love you, her one and only father.
zombicidal 11
but you would think she would call her father dad or daddy or some variation and not Greg
daftPunKt 4
I have a feeling you were a lousy father to begin with. But who knows.
Superstitious 6
I suggest a more memorable name. Like Bones Malone, or Balls Fondleman
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Scrotie McBoogerballs?
brown4lifejot 1
This kinda confuses me...what do you mean by 3 different times :$ and i know im stupid or whatever
ogf27 3
I think he means she called him the same name 3 times. Not 3 separate names.
ladyLALAA 29
Or one name three separate times :)
brown4lifejot 1
So i get downvoted because i asked a question? It wasn't a stupid question either
dathan 14
Yes it was.
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe you should try to hang out with her more.. I mean if you can. Then this might not happen.
jerryk 2
It's hard to do that especially if you only get your child every other weekend like with my father
Savreth 12
kids that young don't think before they talk, my little brother is constantly calling me mom and I see him all the time
teejayx7 0
Does OP mean her own new boyfriend? Haha excuse me guys i'm stupid. :0
DontClickOnMe 28
OP is a male and his daughter's mom has a new boyfriend.
nublets 12
11- i licked on you O.O
DontClickOnMe 28
It's okay. Everyone does anyway. It's because I'm so irresistabel.
nublets 12
It must be that sixty picture you have up, have you no sham?!
Mister_Triangle 21
You guys dont good at spellng an stuff
nublets 12
The trollings mods are about.. *loads sheep*
sinking_fish 12
IQ.. Dropping... So... Fast..
Teyros 24
With that face you have there your making my jaw drop :0
StoryOfTheYear 15
36- Who are you talking about? 23 or 25? I think they're both excruciatingly attractive and unattainable.
immaMonsta 8
Wow, you guys would probably give a grammar Nazi an overload...I wanna correct you, but I won't (:
DocBastard 40
GAAAAH! What the **** did I just read??
philipino 24
What the hell was that about?
buck33 14
I think this is what grammar Nazi hell is like.
DontClickOnMe 28
I thought I was going crazy last night because I saw a bunch of misspelled words. Then I realized that somehow they got misspelled after they were posted because I know how to spell irresistible. Oh well, now I look dumb. :(
nublets 12
Yea everyones shit was being altered so it was misspelled :/
zingline89 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
sweetdreams20 0
Kitchen counter.., shower,, couch
BBGeeks 5
That sucks, daddy
KiddNYC1O 22
Go to your room.
twilightluvr101 4
No sweety, mommy sucks daddy!
Jkolbly 11
Is you name hard to pronounce and his easy? (can't think of a hard to pronounce male name ATM, but let's say it's something most people can't pronounce) if your name was like that and his was bob, I think I might do the same thing.
1happymummy 14
How hard to pronounce is 'daddy'?
japtch 15
Lolwut?
KeyboardWarrior 10
So you'd call your dad by your stepdad-to-be's name because it's 'easier'? Also, you call your father by first name? Good to know.
Giantsfann7 0
Maybe she calls His mom's bf daddy
Goatinsfriend 8
Well she is young. Maybe just have to spend more time with her.