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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

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Four year olds are probably pretty stupid and gullible, tell her, "they're not boobs, honey. They're big strong chest muscles from working out. :) Only boys get these. Girls get different ones."

In addition to lying to her, try to lose some poundage.

#15 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:45pm by Ayame01

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Slimfast, it's delicious.

#2 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:38pm by Shootamonkey3

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