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Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

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It's called a light switch. Turn it on.

#6 - On 12/06/2010 at 6:26am by Mister_Grinch

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you should be worried about your kid being sick. not your outfit getting ruined, because that is easily washed. o_O

#4 - On 12/06/2010 at 6:19am by ellie1993

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