By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem
Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML
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  Arrow44  |  10

No they say "May I stuff you for Thanksgiving...." them the next 3 minutes is heavy breathing and the faint sound of someone scratching their belly.

  8313girl  |  28

You poor soul. Does this happen to you every year? Yeah you gotta jump on getting your name out of the phone book before someone else calls and asks if they can inject you with their flavor.