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Do they say "Pun intended"?
No they say "May I stuff you for Thanksgiving...." them the next 3 minutes is heavy breathing and the faint sound of someone scratching their belly.
^Fail
Don't chicken out and remove your number!
Just respond with your best turkey impression instead
Make gobbling noises until they hang up out of fear. This year the turkeys will win.
OP, don't listen to these guys or they'll ask to baste you next.
"Yes, hi, I'd like to order you stuffed, please?"
OP said she's in the phone book "for business purposes" removing her name and number would probably hurt her business.
I honestly saw a guy named Mickey Mouse in my local phonebook. You could have it a lot worse.
He probably changed that himself though.
Some parents are just cruel. Especially celebrity parents.
Hey don't be jealous!
There is a kid at the local city school near me. His name is pronounced "sha-theed." It's spelled ********... sometimes parents are bastards.
I can imagine how a sub would pronounce his name.
There was a kid from my high school named Ka-Ching it was pretty hilarious, not sure if thats how he spelled it, though.
@56- probably with a lot of $'s.
I went to high school with a girl named Cherry Pitts and a guy named Chip Mounke
Giggidy!
You look like you'd be one of the guys calling her.
And you look like a Smurf.
Yeah, that made no sense to me...
And I am an idiot.
You are a dickwad 82
AlaskanG calls me a pervert and I'm a dickwad. Yea. That's a logical conclusion.
Wow that sucks. But always nice to have a laugh.
Yeah and I'm Turkish, so I know how you feel OP.
Loving OP's name... please tell us!?
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I honestly saw a guy named Mickey Mouse in my local phonebook. You could have it a lot worse.
Don't chicken out and remove your number!