Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Shiny shiny
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Cash dispenser
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
When karma does its job
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Freaky family
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
Milly143 3
wow wat a pedo
WingsFan80 4
I'll say the same thing to you. op said he WAS her middle school teacher not still is and nowhere does it say she's underage
zeeindahouse 0
that's a long term investment!
jess2gd4u 0
it's your husbands fault for not being a good father or male role model.
Karma495 0
eww?
Einstein714 0
get real 55, your kids are gonna do what they want regardless of what you do or say
Einstein714 0
53 not 55... my bad
duhh10 0
I think 53 meant that every girl usually looks to their dad as a model husband. they want someone who is like their dad. it's weird to think about but when my boyfriend and dad met, they got along really well. after they were around each other more, I realized it's because they are a lot alike. if her dad wasn't the best male role model he could be, she wouldn't look for the best guy she could find.
TheOtherNewest1 6
You, good sir, have just won. Kinky, this.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
These days people have ****** up minds. what the crap is with you people.
Ryanfmlfiend 0
I'm glad the old dudes gettin some
pooponyuou 0
it's kinda cute actually if they're really in love
merderous117 0
lolilolol
michelleorama 0
Oh wow. That will certainly be awkward at family get-togethers.
peetalover 0
75 your baby is mad cute :)
Ryan747 0
what middle school? I'm from Tn!
mirandaelcraig 13
#2 I agree... She obviously isn't underage since they're getting married but it's still pedo-ish that he'd ever even considered dating someone he taught when he worked at a middle school...
feitan98 13
I was actually thinking the exact same thing
yomamasmama 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
isn't that illegal? pedophile status -__-
WingsFan80 4
they didnt say she is under age. they he was her middle school teacher
Angel_Vice 0
At a glance, I somehow combined your username with your comment and got, "Yo mama's illegal."
Lucidium 0
What's your point, 37?
iLoveMisaCampo 0
he's adding humor.
knightknight 0
he isn't still her teacher, but was her teacher. he probably ran into her somewhere, they starting dating then later realized that she was one of his students.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#95 But their conversation when they met up again probably included, "Remember when you were in my class as a 12/13 year old?" Ultimately it's still their choice, though. It's legal, so the mom has no say...But I can see why the mom would be distressed over this.
overthelimit 3
its not illegal, but the teacher can get fired for that.
LosAngelesSon 8
why would the teacher get fired? if the daughter is an adult, then it's perfectly legal. you cat fire the teacher for marrying a student he had years ago. thats unlawful termination, the man could sue.
Hot_kid 0
agreed
Bcfrmkc816 17
why a pedophile? maybe you are and just like to think like that idiot
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah but it still seems kinda wrong no matter what the circumstances are
1two3four5six 23
pedophiles are attracted to kids. OP's daughter is clearly not a child if she is old enough to be engaged.
gizz104 0
Brings a whole new meaning to school girl fantasies. Win on his part
luvyah 0
yumieee
Michael_92 20
Cheer up he can't possible live that long (maybe he's rich??)
whoisthisgirl 4
that is way too over the top...
aleksjai 0
maybe she just wanted good grades
smartypants9 15
Maybe you should reread the context and tense of the FML.
livvylongtime 3
wow scary.
Ryan747 0
yep and I'm from Tn and going to middle school it would be funny if it was my middle school haha
gizz104 0
Yeah we get it, obviously she isn't engaged in middle school, to her teacher no less. I was being sarcastic...I don't think this is a fml though, I find it kinda funny
WingsFan80 4
to all of you that immediately think he is a pedo, nowhere does it say she is underage and also says he WAS her middle school teacher not is.
coNsperAZI 4
so ur just letting everybody know ur a pedo
WingsFan80 4
um... how do you get that out of my comment?
Asstastic4 0
Pedobear.
claireful 4
how many times do you intend on posting this?
8KAGE8 8
It clearly says that he is 25 years older than her....
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
Iskaria 0
I agree, most of the crush-worthy gentlemen are about 15-25 years older than me (I'm 21). David Boreanaz, Gerard Butler, Michael Shanks... all nommy guys :P
sommernatsandkas 0
David Boreanaz... Drool!!!
jess2gd4u 0
you just didn't have good fathers as a role model. so ur craving an older males attention. it's not healthy! u need help!
daniella4680 0
well I'm in love with Orlando bloom and im only 19! nothing wrong with it, as long as they are happy
jess2gd4u 0
there's a difference with "loving" a celebrity to actually having a full on relationship with someone so much older and someone who was an authoritive figure in her life.
xlossofmex 0
A relationship with two different maturity levels will not last.
Sonfang 19
59 & 64, I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years now, he's 13.5 years older than myself. Two maturity levels, and the "father" figure NEVER comes up, in fact though he may be more rational at times we are pretty much on the same maturity level. I will say at first my parents were worried, but they've seen how we are, 25 years is a lot of difference but if she's happy and committed to make the relationship work then why squelch their chances? OP support your daughter she's gonna do what she wants.
anorexicbarbie 8
54 Shut up, who the hell are you to tell these girls that they had bad fathers? Get the stick out of your ass.
KVloveBC 0
I couldn't agree more
Iskaria 0
Ok firstly no daddy issues. I'm a strong believer that long term attraction isn't as straight cut as picking who you want to be attracted to, it's a combination of physical attraction, shared interests, good conversation, a similar sense of humour... that little bit of magnetism, which in my opinion bridges age, gender, race, the lot. The only limitations are put there by your own issues.
ashylarry 0
that's funny...all of y'all keep playing into our hands. gotta have the trophy girls when we get older, then dump em when they get too old. win for us
xsarsarx13_fml 0
74 so when your boyfriend was 8 he was going out with a 3 year old? no offense but thats insane lol
GalaxyShots 21
what
clockworkrainbow 3
Did you get awesome grades in his class?
livin_plur 0
u smoked b4 u took that pic huh, ur Eyez r pretty red lol
MfailK 0
parent FAIL
jess2gd4u 0
yep for sure