Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2009 at 3:35am / Intimacy

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  • once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

    #4 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:10pm by ultraslick

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  • omg. more like f his life!

    #2 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:06pm by mrfflrp

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