Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
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ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

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JorgeM 0

I hope your boyfriend didn't end up circumcised because of your stunt. It would be really bad for your relationship. No guy is going to willingly pick circumcision for himself and if you accidentally caused it, you're in trouble.

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i_luv_cheese 0

at least he got off before you mutilated him

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cheezy_fml 0

and this is why we don't copy pornos, hah and sorry about your guy's weener.

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kcslgvr 11

oh yeah. she is definitely a **** for trying to do something special for her boyfriend. shut the **** up.

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SimpleSimon 0

What the have all of you been smoking to make you think circumcision is a good idea? Jews are excluded, whatever floats your boat... But seriously, the rest of you? What the ****? If my parents told me they'd cut a piece of my dick off at birth, just for the hell of it, I'd be massively unimpressed. Why don't we just trim down all that baggy excess scrotum skin while we're at it? ... Stay the **** away from my genitals...

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fenrisulfr 0

I am too shocked to say anything right now. Ouch...

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azure8787 0

haha, that just goes to show you that nothing in life is free.

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4ube_fml 6

Circumcison is bad. Freskin is good. "They keep the penis healthy, hold an insane amount of nerve endings, act as a natural lubricant and stimulate the ****** more than a circumcised penis, there's nothing more disgusting than that." #65 is correct. Being circumsized was a pseudo medical idea (back when medecine was all about getting people to bleed) or religous (jew). Either way, take the WHOLE baby home. Stupid usa..

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mnkyc_mnkydo 5

i'm circumsized.....

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Nomad609 0

So you zipped him up while semi erect? Or without the underwear/boxers? either way that was stupid of you knowing something could possibly be caught up.

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