Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9
OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..
rileyrae0000 23
I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable
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rileyrae0000 23
I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable
TheySaidWhat 9
OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..
First_JOman 22
The boyfriend could be the type to yell OP's name when he orgasms.
apineapple 40
And if the OP likes to yell out the guy's name, they'll know his name too!
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Sounds like you're gonna have a fun year at your dorm!
nicole1765 14
Dude. love your username lol
Soninuva 41
Sounds like OP already has been having fun at the dorm.
OysterPearls 33
"The neighbors know my name, my name, my name." -Trey Songz
cooltatgar 31
"You are known as the Dorm's Loud One"
saba_ajira 29
Thin dorm walls and loud sex never combine well
AlysoninAlaska 19
You getting it on and they're getting free entertainment, sounds like everyone wins!
Stitcher 14
oh my god i hate people like you i live in a dorm and the people above me are /constantly/ shagging like cool you get some but 2pm or 4am is not a fun time
dutchy86 20
if you can't beat them.... join them
littlekellilee 45
What's wrong with 2pm?
trucker2 33
Or 4am
Krypt1c 11
When else are you going to have sex? in class?
danceinconverse 25
***if you can't beat them, beat it.
madalyn316 14
I hope they aren't actually listening because that would be awkward
ke17189 21
First impressions are always important
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Do they "listen" to you guys having sex or do they hear you?