Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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ChenEighty 20
Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.
thestrangedude 10
So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?
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Comments (75)
levention 18
lol
Sandsh8rk 36
That was deep.
lexi365 20
That's kinky.
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Should bring up the mood
MrsDruidess 23
should bring up questions of his sexuality. . . that's a male dominated show. while yes there is a few sexy shots, they are few and far between. . . and still most of those are more guy ass than girl.
abbymackenziee 20
Sons is the best though, you're quite lucky
popeizzy 9
sound lucky to me.
ChenEighty 20
Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.
weezypanda420 22
That made my day!
Gtac08 2
My dearest apologies to you.
loooloool 13
Atleast you had sex And it's the thought that counts
octopussperm125 18
But he was problay thinking of Charlie Hunnam the whole time
MrSarary 26
Beat him at his own game .... get the whole sex and the city series and tell him you wanted to "spice" thing up
Queensland 27
Play the "Spice" girls on repeat.
Obito_Uchiha651 17
That's cruel and unusual punishment
jrod9327 17
I am truly sorry. I think you should give him a well thought out and well worded reason for why that is a really stupid idea. Coming from a guy, I would never consider distracting myself in bed from my gf.
thestrangedude 10
So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?
kewpiesuicide 29
There is a loooot of sex in that show. It's basically a **** with a biker backstory
russfml 31
Not enough sex to get turned on by it, if anything there is more close ups of Jax There is also **** videos you can get to spice it up lmfao
LuciaTheReadhead 9
I would recommend Game of Thrones i think it's far better to have sex with that than wiht sons of anarchy.
Tessa_11 19
Hahaha. Thats a good show but that sucks..
NParks70 8
Perhaps if she did, he wouldn't need to 'spice things up'
jazzy_123 20
maybe she does and he's too dumb to know how to enjoy it lol x)
Mexi308 1
At least he picked a good show