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Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP.

P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

#2 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:04am by Wizardo

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So hard you became completely red! Haha sounds fun!

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:03am by juststephhere

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