Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

by Dick the Greater / 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm / Intimacy

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  • Perhaps you should have limited her alcohol consumption after the first few drinks. FYL though

    #1 - On 10/25/2013 at 11:33pm by captain_nick

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  • Drunken words are sober thoughts.

    #4 - On 10/25/2013 at 11:36pm by oj101

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