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Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayed the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we started talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. FML


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On 04/12/2013 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by InDisbelief (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Cock blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

#2 - On 04/12/2013 at 8:37pm by quincykid23

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Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

#1 - On 04/12/2013 at 8:35pm by Silly_Lilly6969

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