Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

by Acolyte of the Bacon God / 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready?

    Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.

    #2 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:38pm by Serisent

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  • So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?

    #3 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:42pm by HowieDoIt

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