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Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33448) - you deserved it (8575)

On 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by Acolyte of the Bacon God (man) - United States (Florida)

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Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready?

Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.

#2 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:38pm by Serisent

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So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?

#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:42pm by HowieDoIt

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