True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML
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Serisent 26

Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready? Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.

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HowieDoIt 21

So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?

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nvo 6

It takes TWO to fail. Or succeed. In any case, you will need practice. So stop thinking about breadsticks and get your mind back into the game...

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chinagirl3343 8

So you bugged her and when finally she gave in; you are complaining? Guess what? It wasn't good for her either, jerk.

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iammeorami 25

wow that's got to be really bad

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Satoaoi 13

oh damn that's new fantasizing about breadsticks Cuz sex is utterly boring

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itsnotover_fml 5

Olive Garden is terrible

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spikekutter 9

you should have thought about eating her out before actually eating out..

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zilla52 12

maybe. your. just gay if you dream of eating breadstick when you are having sex anytime a woman says yes it is good sex

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EvilUndead 9

It is said that first time is always terrible, so you shouldn't expect much from it.

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o_uhu_intrstng 4

I agree, you suck at life

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hanymandy 6

It gets better, it's always pretty bad at first

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