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Excellent username OP
sounds like you are a food guy... have her cook for you and then do some girl at the olive garden instead... she may even smell like parmesan.
I wouldn't mind taking a crack at your girlfriend. Chances are, dude, you just suck in bed.
It takes 2 and it doesn't sound like you were that great either. Especially when you start thinking of food. That is unless OP is into that?
You totally deserve it...and by it, I mean the breadsticks.
Maybe she was daydreaming about Red Lobster because you're an "endless shrimp." This might of been the reason why she was a dead fish.
At least you didn't bleed like my fiancé haha.
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Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready? Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.
So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?