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Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

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I think dad will have to pass on dessert tonight

#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:41am by keven501

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YDI. If you send sexy pictures of yourself to your partner, you don't hit the send-button until you're completely sure the number (or emailadress) is the correct one.

#11 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:59am by DjeePee

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