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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23486) - you deserved it (14471)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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50 shades of tears...

#8 - On 08/31/2012 at 8:28pm by patrickalamo

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Never try something new in bed unless you ask your partner. You wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.

#2 - On 08/31/2012 at 8:26pm by JustKittyKat

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