Sex, Grandparents and Intimacy: Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather...

By kawood - 30/03/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

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By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Pawpaw got game

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 80 year-old grandad is having more sex in his retirement home than I am as a married man. And by that I mean his care staff had to call me to say they found him having sex. That’s once this year, whereas I’ve not had sex with my wife in three years. I can’t afford to divorce her. FML

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Testimony night

By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Repeat offender

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 02:00

Today, I was the only family member available to take my grandad to hospital, after he fell on a bottle in the shower and got it stuck up his ass. Again. I swear we need to start monitoring him in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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Friday 30 March 2012 16:30

Have you ever banged a nat'zee with lungs full of napalm?! ..Damn teenagers! With ther' books with faces own'em! Tweet'n n' twat'n! Brah't colors.. Listenin to little weezer's.. Whacker flackers.. And wizard khalifer's!!

maybeeiwill 11

Friday 30 March 2012 16:10

Lucky!

Comments

maybeeiwill 11

Friday 30 March 2012 16:10

Lucky!

RaggleFrock 13

Friday 30 March 2012 16:24

He didn't fight in WW2 so you could shy away from listening to his sexcapades!

boydeee01 7

Friday 30 March 2012 16:50

What a "playa".

n_epic_fail 14

Friday 30 March 2012 17:16

DAMN! So you probably know about our night in the woods -_____-

LolFMLnot 10

Friday 30 March 2012 18:00

He probably misses his old days. Most of the old people always live in the past, because those are the best times of their life.

AustinMahone_fml 3

Friday 30 March 2012 20:02

appreciate your elders!

leprechaun23 15

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:24

"Back in my day we used a sock, not those conflounded condoms you young'ns have today"

BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:30

I remember Nam. I love the smell of ****** in the morning. get it apocalypse now

Jessic1 5

Friday 30 March 2012 16:11

That's awkward!

hawkey126 0

Friday 30 March 2012 17:06

Hey, that's a lot better than hearing about his illnesses or other medical problems.

Jessic1 5

Friday 30 March 2012 17:52

True true

KaanTech 0

Friday 30 March 2012 19:28

Well definitly true, much much better

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 23:52

The awkwardness comes from the fact that OP is the *granddaughter* listening to her *grandfather's* sexcapade stories. It's just as bad as it would be for her to listen to her father's one-night stand stories. Definitely not as awkward had OP been a boy.