Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
by anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 12:46am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 03/22/2012 at 6:53am by hatesfate
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Only in Michigan can this happen.
#3 - On 03/22/2012 at 6:58am by harrypotter955
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