Great idea

By anonymous - 22/03/2012 04:46 - United States - Chelsea

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
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Same thing different taste

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SpruceDread4578 13

Why would you even let him go down on you with whiskey in his mouth? I say you deserved the pain.

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WhyKillRobots 2

Bad choice.... Have him try a Halls next time ;)

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deliki 11

Pop rocks, ice, honey, all these are ok and not painful..

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Enslaved 36

I love Pop Rocks! Now, I have a new found appreciation for their popping magik! (: **If it burns in your mouth, it'll burn down there! So Halls, Altoids, RedHots etc... are not a good idea. Even a mouth that has just been freshly brushed with a minty tooth paste, will sting a tad! :O

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Specter501 5

Tabasco sauce, jalapeño juice , or buffalo sauce are also great things to use

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karmicsamadi86 9

And he thought this was a good idea because???

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lynn0985 5

Might end up with a yeast infection!!!

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Doxy 22

Brings a literal meaning to burning loins.

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eyecon502 13

Sadly, this is not the first time i have heard someone say that.

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