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Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40483) - you deserved it (9874)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

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The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

#8 - On 12/27/2011 at 5:51am by akallaan

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But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 5:44am by Complaining

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