Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

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  • I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

    #3 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:58am by perdix

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  • I have ADH oh look a bunny.

    #1 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:57am by BluewaffleFTW

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