Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
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I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.
#3 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:58am by perdix
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I have ADH oh look a bunny.
#1 - On 12/21/2011 at 5:57am by BluewaffleFTW
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