Intimacy, ADHD and Wanker: Concentrate - FML

Concentrate

By why am I like this?! - 24/02/2023 04:00

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Today, stress makes my ADHD skyrocket. I lost focus while rubbing one out and didn’t realize I forgot to finish while I was doing the dishes. When I went to my room to try to get the job done, I lost focus again and ended up doing laundry. Not exactly the load I had in mind. FML

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poopface82 23

Friday 24 February 2023 4:52

Maybe think about doing housework before undertaking such an endeavor, if it’s bothering you that much.

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Friday 3 March 2023 1:20

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Friday 24 February 2023 4:52

Maybe think about doing housework before undertaking such an endeavor, if it’s bothering you that much.

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Friday 3 March 2023 1:20

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