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today my boyfriend was going down on me 4 the frst time !! He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself !! Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm 4 the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out !! FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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That damned Rubiks Cube, I've still never solved one.

#2 - On 10/03/2011 at 6:04am by The_Instigator

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OP, Rubik's Cubes are like penises. The more you play with them the harder they get.

#11 - On 10/03/2011 at 6:13am by yamatelle

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