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Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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2 secrets in 1 apparently

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:32pm by KatieLov3sChu

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So he's been sniffing your dads sweaty balls as he pleasures himself? I don't see anything wrong with that.

#5 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:33pm by every1luvsboners

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