Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML

by Madmanmorton / 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • Could have been worse! It could have been a beast of a man!!

    #6 - On 06/16/2011 at 7:55pm by marinus

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  • Beastly ass is better than no ass. You'll probably call her tomorrow night, admit it.

    #4 - On 06/16/2011 at 7:53pm by every1luvsboners

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