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Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61963) - you deserved it (7289)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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so how old were these girls?

#3 - On 01/28/2011 at 3:00am by Shorty_Shaza

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You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-fucking situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.

#8 - On 01/28/2011 at 3:04am by sallen0046

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