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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML


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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

#5 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:17am by sallen0046

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You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

#8 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:20am by KingDingALing

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